Sara Almutairi

You’re all that Mata’s to me.

After United had a very very poor league cup home defeat against Sunderland, Moyes realising he’s in mid-table, and very angry fans:

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They signed the promising Juan Mata for £37m, who wasn’t really enjoying playing under Mourinho… or not playing. Anyway, he arrived to Manchester from London in a hellicopter, which was badass. As soon as he got off the helicopter he was greeted by non other, our old mate, David Moyes.

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Mata is a top top deal. Although… we can’t say he’s the signing of the season.

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13 Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

Who needs Ryan Gosling in a world where Morrissey exists?

 

1. First, just look at these majestic eyebrows.

 
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2. And have you SEEN him without a shirt on? LORD.

 
 

3. He looks like an angel when he laughs.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

4. And sometimes he gets all sassy, which is particularly heart-melting.

 
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13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 

5. He’s always all, “Oh, *THIS* perfect hair? Don’t even worry about it.”

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 

6. He’s even cuter than his best friends, AKA the entire animal kingdom.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 

7. He looks hotter in glasses than anybody else in the history of existence.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

8. Observe with cartoon heart eyes as he treasures literature like the total foxy genius that he is.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

9. YOU KNOW MORRISSEY STAYS DANCIN’.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 

10. And appreciates the splendor of horticulture (especially while DANCIN’).

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

11. Look at how gorgeous he is while enjoying the great outdoors!

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

12. Morrissey tongue = borderline NSFW.

 
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13. And he’s the only person who could ever outshine David Bowie.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

Ugh, what a beautiful and perfect soul.

 

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Top 10 Guitar Riffs of all time

10. Nirvana “Smells Like Teen Spirit”

Although this consists of only four chords, it’s a great riff. And we love lazy guitarists anyway.

9. AC/DC “Back In Black”

Bon Scott would be proud.

8. Eric Clapton (Derek and the Dominos) “Layla”

This riff can’t be played by anyone.

7. Deep Purple “Smoke On The Water”

Its simplicity is complex.

6. The Beatles “Day Tripper”

Drug references? Check. Sexual innuendo? Check. Insanely catchy guitar riff? Naturally.

5. The Rolling Stones “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”

Fun Fact of the Day: Richards’ three-note guitar riff – intended to be replaced by horns.

 4. Cream “Sunshine of Your Love”

Eric Clapton again. Shows you how much of a genius he is.

3. Led Zeppelin “Whole Lotta Love”

You need cooooooolin’

2. Voodoo Child (Slight Return)

Had to pick this one over Purple Haze.

*drum roll*

1. Led Zeppelin “Immigrant Song”

The Reason I like Mob Movies:

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as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.‘ – Henry Hill, Goodfellas

Is it a boy thing to like gangster movies? Are you really gonna be that shallow? Seeing people go from poor to rich, weak to powerful, and back again, is always, exciting whether you’re a boy or a girl, and teaches you life lessons none of the teachers in your school would teach you. How do you get to a point in your life, where you’re satisfied? Wealthy?

Studying hard maybe? Getting a good job? Not making trouble, obeying the law and whatever? This will take you a long time, it’s boring, and it probably wouldn’t get you where you wanted to be.  On the other hand you have these gangsters, that would not precisely follow the law, and be mad rich in only a couple of years. Primarily, a real gangster, would look at you and say ‘hey, I don’t work from 7 to 2 everyday, and I still have a better car than you, a hotter girlfriend and I actually treat her like shit.’ Yet I’m not saying be cold-blooded killers without any concept of wrong or right. But… enjoy the movie as you can and try to learn the good thing about it, and leave the mob business for professionals.

I also have a thing for everything Italian, the country itself, the language, the food, that New York accent, the hand gestures. The way a mobster would dress, act, look, do his hair, suits, jewellery, etc.

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When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And for a while, I believed, that’s the kind of love I had.‘ – Ace Rothstein, Casino

Mobsters, gangsters, whatever you wanna call them, have a shitload of personality. While they’re not the most kindest, they show respect, they have manners, friendship is important, those moralities must be in every true gangster. They’re basically full of charisma. While being a gangster is great,you have, power, money, and respect. There is a lot of disadvantages in being a gangster, you’d probably end up dead either off an overdose, getting shot 17 times, suicide, or being in a Witness Protection Program, which is worse than dying. Stay in school, don’t do drugs!

Shine On, You Crazy Diamond!

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Syd Barrett, singer, song-writer, painter, guitarist, and a psychedelic god.

What can be said about Syd Barrett that hadn’t been said already? His brief musical career as a lead singer/guitarist of Pink Floyd and solo artist, followed by acid-induced madness and withdrawal from the world still continues to fascinate and, over the years, he has been a subject of numerous books, articles and documentaries.

He inspired the song Shine On You Crazy Diamond. His drug choice was: LSD -unfortunately- to keep on playing his guitar. His use of LSD and madness led to erratic behaviour that the band could not put up with anymore. David Gilmour was brought in to back up and then to replace his guitar. After Syd went insane, many of the members describe him having such a look in his eyes. Blackened eyes filled with the silent madness of a tortured individual, brought on by excessive fame and drug use. That inspired the line on the famous song written about him: “Now there’s a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky” also “You reached for the secret too soon” The secret refers to the true meaning of life, the mysteries behind it. Syd used hallucinogens to try and discover them but wasn’t ready to see them and understand them, which in turn made him grow insane.

R.I.P Syd, you painter, you piper, you prisoner, and shine!