13 Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

by saralmutairi

Who needs Ryan Gosling in a world where Morrissey exists?

 

1. First, just look at these majestic eyebrows.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

2. And have you SEEN him without a shirt on? LORD.

 
 

3. He looks like an angel when he laughs.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

4. And sometimes he gets all sassy, which is particularly heart-melting.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 

5. He’s always all, “Oh, *THIS* perfect hair? Don’t even worry about it.”

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 

6. He’s even cuter than his best friends, AKA the entire animal kingdom.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 

7. He looks hotter in glasses than anybody else in the history of existence.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

8. Observe with cartoon heart eyes as he treasures literature like the total foxy genius that he is.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

9. YOU KNOW MORRISSEY STAYS DANCIN’.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 

10. And appreciates the splendor of horticulture (especially while DANCIN’).

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

11. Look at how gorgeous he is while enjoying the great outdoors!

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

12. Morrissey tongue = borderline NSFW.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 
 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive
 
 

13. And he’s the only person who could ever outshine David Bowie.

 
13 Undeniable Reasons Why Morrissey Is The Sexiest Man Alive

Ugh, what a beautiful and perfect soul.

 

via BuzzFeed

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