You’re all that Mata’s to me.
After United had a very very poor league cup home defeat against Sunderland, Moyes realising he’s in mid-table, and very angry fans:
They signed the promising Juan Mata for £37m, who wasn’t really enjoying playing under Mourinho… or not playing. Anyway, he arrived to Manchester from London in a hellicopter, which was badass. As soon as he got off the helicopter he was greeted by non other, our old mate, David Moyes.
Mata is a top top deal. Although… we can’t say he’s the signing of the season.