You’re all that Mata’s to me.

After United had a very very poor league cup home defeat against Sunderland, Moyes realising he’s in mid-table, and very angry fans:

https://twitter.com/hazfuckingellis/status/424964315045978114

https://twitter.com/leeloLB/status/424965262258233344

https://twitter.com/bpicky19/status/424966992307961856

They signed the promising Juan Mata for £37m, who wasn’t really enjoying playing under Mourinho… or not playing. Anyway, he arrived to Manchester from London in a hellicopter, which was badass. As soon as he got off the helicopter he was greeted by non other, our old mate, David Moyes.

Mata is a top top deal. Although… we can’t say he’s the signing of the season.